Step 1: Obtain chosen person’s login information.
Step 2: Sign in to FFXI with said person’s information.
Step 3: Log on to each of their characters and run them out of their mog houses and to the other end of town. This forces the player, the next time he/she logs in for the event, either to a) wait 30 seconds to log out of one character and on to the next, or b) run all the way back to the mog house to log on to the next character.
Step 4: Log out and hide in your dark corner to await the cries of frustration.